Im posting this while on a coach to Genting

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Wait what was I trying to do again? Oh ok I was ranting about my internship. What better way to continue doing it while on a coach to Genting. Did I wake up at 4am today? Is it the time to write blog posts? Hell yeah!

Ok let's wind back time again. So another assignment I had was BMSS, where there were 4 classes running concurrently. I was originally supposed to send logistics there like the GrabDriver I am. Then afterwards, I ended up managing the Halocode boxes there as well. Checking every single box after these little twats have their fun with it. If a wire is missing? *shrugs shoulders into oblivion*

Anyway soon enough I found that my role at this company is not just to prepare slides, logistics, train instructors, clean toilets, cook lasagne and stop climate change. I also realised that I was the backup instructor for the army of freelance pals that are surely very highly motivated and trained personnel. These elite crew sometimes goes missing without any notice and, if you remember by my previous post, has happened before. This time though, since I was already there, how convenient of me to present my ripe ass for the taking. A called me and asked "Can you teach this class instead, their trainer went to find the dragon balls". And by asked, it was actually an order. Since I had no choice in it.

Funny thing because I don't know:

1. What the class learnt last time

2. What the class is supposed to learn

3. What the students are like

4. How are the classes normally conducted

5. What is the meaning of life

But fortunately, there is a pro from doing everything yourself. It's that you know what is going on. Guess who did the slides for these lessons. 

Not knowing anything nor what to expect, and only armed with my own knowledge of "Fuck it, we ball", I took charge of the class and told them to do as I say. We are going to make Halocode into a steering wheel. 

Halocode is a circular wafer that functions like a circuit board, with lights and sensors. So I told them to create a bird on the program, and link it to Halocode motion sensors. When you turn the Halocode clockwise, bird goes up. Anti clockwise, bird goes down. 

We just made a 1 hour lesson. Oh wait, you mean that's not enough? What if you, PAN THE HALOCODE DOWN?? AND MAKE THE BIRD ROTATE????

The mad genius is back at it again. Children's were laughing with excitement. Teachers weeping with joy. This man revolutionised teaching, without even knowing what the hell he was teaching. 

Fun fact: I developed all of these slides without even touching the Halocode once. It was all hypothetical since in the office there was 0 Halocodes, all of them were in the school. I developed a curriculum without even using the device.

As much as I would like to toot my own horn, I felt that I unironically did a fantastic job, for someone who did not prepare for it. And thus, the new answer to "Tell us a problem you faced and how you overcome it" interview question was born.

Anyway. Other than the cancer Times, there was a time when I was sent to be assistant to this girl who just graduated from Polytechnic and was doing this pre school part time job. She was so pretty and nice, taking pictures of me in a paper hat as well. If I was a gigachad alpha male I would ask for her number but I felt that it's inappropriate for me to be hitting on girls during my internship. What if she went and complained about sekuhara? Man. I still have some pictures of her in my phone though. 

Anyway. I'm reaching Genting now. Part 2 soon?