A bit about myself

You're reading my blog now. You should know who I am, right?

Or so you think... Muahaha.

For the sake of keeping my memory fresh, let me introduce myself.

I'll try to not post anything that can be used against me, Internet is a scary place man.

Hello, I'm Shawn.

Nicknames : Shawny, Shawnylimey, Shawnprawn, Shawnyyyyyyyy, Nwahs, Shawnbread, Nwahsmil,

Unwanted nicknames : Sean

I am going 18 tomorrow. I like mapo tofu and cheese. Nasi lemak, fried rice, satay, rojak, that malay potato thing, soya bean are all great stuff. I hate that green slimey vegetable that gives disgusting juices. To a lesser extent, brinjals,

I listened to Linkin Park since primary school and am still a big fan of them. I secretly try to rap like Mike Shinoda, and I feel like I can be a rapper with more practice. (like 1000 years) Also a fan of Girls' Generation, especially Choi SooYoung. It's really a strange thing, because sometimes when I look at photos of her (without bangs) my heart just stops for a moment. It's like I fall in love again and again. If I can find another girl like that in real life I think I can just be her slave forever. I like electronic, rock, classics, and have a biased view against pop songs (keke). Old songs by the Bee Gees are just great stuff. My mother played them when I was younger on our big ass radio player thing and thus I got to know them.

I am lazy. I think I have stale breath, which is not the same as bad breath I hope. My throat gets infected very easily when I eat heaty food. I have a weak body. Trying to push myself to exercise but refer to weakness No.1 and then you realise why I am like this. My tongue spits fire to people, sometimes on accident. I never mean it when it happens. Never.

I think I am actually good hearted. Alright, alright, stop the laughing. I commonly refer to myself as Evil.Shawn because I feel like I'm nasty as &!@& and my tongue is forked. But, I do feel like I am good-natured and when there's a problem, if I can help you, I will help you. I am also a strategic planner. I tend to think a lot, thus I always map out situations in the future and think about them. I also am witty. Alright this is beginning to sound narcissistic. But it's a funny feeling that I have. When I talk to people, if the subject clicks with me, I can turn anything into a joke, anything into an insult, anything into something else. I just have to be in the mood and in the correct scenario. I wonder if I can become a host if I honed these skills. I find it enjoyable and relaxing when this happens. Banter is fun.

I love to play football. I'm not the best at it, and my parents aren't fond of it as it caused me to injure my arm twice. But it's my passion and if my friends are playing I'll try to join in. I look up to Buffon who is the most expensive goalkeeper in history and made countless insane stops. However, I usually play as a defender. In fact, Chiellini is my trainer. Loljk, I am Chiellini.


I have had at least 2 crushes, 1 which was really, really major. But I was a stupid dumb ass niqqa bodoh bitch nub and I kind of screwed it up, looking back I felt like I was drunk then. This adds to my regrets pile +1. Interestingly to note, during this time I felt like I was really happy. Maybe love has such a strong effect on people. I can say that my first crush propelled me to get a medal in the cross country. LOL after that year I had no motivation to run fast.

I think I have too high expectations of my future girlfriend, partially because my mum makes every other woman in the world pale in comparison, Thanks to her, I think my girlfriend will be a robot. She will be the most well loved robot though.

I generally prefer girls with long straight hair. I would like their eyes are big but sharp (as in physically its big but it shows sharpness in their eyes), and a great smile. I think I will look at their face first rather than their body. Ah, such a shallow person I am. Of course, her insides must be at least as gold as mine. If she doesn't respect my family, out she goes. She's gotta be good with her money, sincere, humourous and playful. I will sacrifice my MH acc for the perfect girl to be mine. Seems legit.

I like to play games. Oh no, gg!! FPS games like Blackshot, MMORPG like Maplestory constituted my childhood. Now, I play TF2, League of garbage and I still play Maple! Ha! Gayyyy!!! Childish!!! You don't even lift weights you faggot!!

Oh, I'm scrawny. Not as bad as last time, but still being 1.77m and thin as bamboo makes you feel like one. I like to run though. Hope I can improve my appetite and gain more mass though. Currently around 60kg I believe.

Shit, this post is getting worse and worse. My writing skills have deteriorated. GP.. noO!!!

Evidently, you can infer that I am rather insane and random. It's what makes me unique I guess. It's hard to make friends like this too because I always have the urge to add something random LOL. Such is my life man. Like potatoes.

I'm an INFP. I think you can infer more about me through that too.

Bet you didn't know some of these facts :
-I weighed 25kg in lower primary
-I was 1.2m then.
-I have eczema.
-I was a little bitch when I was younger.
-I was garbage then
-I have only used the letter I to start this list
-Combo breaker
-I am afraid of girls crying
-I am even more afraid of them getting angry.
-I cry quite easily. Sensitive New Age Guy yo. Or just pussy. lol
-I am a sucker for cute stuff.
-I think I will become a slave to my girlfriend.
-I still hope that I marry Choi Sooyoung Mark II.
-I can't think of anything else.

Hope you learnt a bit more about me. I'm not the type to open to anyone. But I'm stupidly opening up to the world here. Lol. I'm 18 already.

Cheers to my life, a toast to my growing up, a toast to my learning, my experiences. A toast to my toaster. 18 years wasn't easy, here's to the future.